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If My Aunt Had Balls Quotes & Sayings
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers
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Magazines and advertising are flogging the idea that you have to keep changing things and get something new. I think that's balls - evil. But obviously that's your livelihood.
Robin Day
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Then there's Johnny Pesky, hit me countless number of ground balls and improved my fielding so much.
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As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.
Rita Mae Brown
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Knowing what I do now, I don't know if I'd ever have the balls to go to film school, with no connections and no knowledge of the business side at all.
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If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
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Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all the balls they drive into the rough.
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My grandfather gave me inspiration to cook, and love food and flavors. My Aunt Raffie, gave me creativity and the inspiration to create new things. My mother inspires me to find simplicity in food.
Giada De Laurentiis
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As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.
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wrapped in my sweaty balls , that's why I'm flying high you wanna take a lick, trick , taste it good life...
Kottonmouth Kings
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I don't wear small sho.., or tight pants that squash your balls.
George Harrison
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So what if I piss people off for speaking my mind, It's called standing up for what you believe in when nobody else has the balls to do it!
Nishan Panwar
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I had very low expectations. Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire year in before this tournament, and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.
Trent Dilfer
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Six inch pumps, play with his balls dunks. Ball head yep, don't want no Forrest Gumps.
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So, that little worm is collecting the Dragon Balls also? And he thinks he stands a chance against the likes of me and Freeza? Oh well, it cant hurt to tryor can it? Hahaha!!
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Hold on fu.. you. Brace yourself; buck tooth. Yeah I golf; putt too. Swallow balls; nuts toooooooo.
Nicki Minaj
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Initially, it was all money driven. I didnt give a s**t about arts. We were as broke as balls, so I just wanted to move my family into better digs.
Shia Labeouf
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Haters suck my balls, two time, I never say goodbye because Im on mine, All my life, wanna do something major, Now every little thing I do might make it in the paper.
Kid Cudi
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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