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If My Sarcasm Offends You Im Sorry Quotes & Sayings
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In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
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If video games make you violent, does monopoly make you a millionaire?
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Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff
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Start your own company and mind your own business
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice.
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.
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No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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As regards rap music, I believe that the c is silent.
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There's no time like the present. Any time is better than now.
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Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
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I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring them.
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I'm so ready for school.....to end.
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So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? Ohh they'll be fine
Ellen DeGeneres
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I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here...
Bill Hicks
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