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If You Tell Me To Make You A Sandwich Quotes & Sayings
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A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
Mario Lemeiux
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Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.
Gabriel Iglesias
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You know that '60 likes 'em over 50. Like Oprah Winfrey. This one fatty fu..ed up her bandwidth. She went insane, tried to download a sandwich.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
Vance Havner
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After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'
Steve Carell
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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.
Anna Quindlen
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The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.
Adam Osborne
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First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos.
Riley Freeman
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
Aisha Tyler
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Throw away the key, its a rap bi...! Large shake and a Ludacris sandwich.
Ludacris
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This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich.
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Yes waiter, I'd like a supermodel sandwich. But instead of bread, I'd like Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton and instead of meat, I'd like me.
Unknown
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I just paid $6 to park in a parking structure, to go to Subway to get a $5 sandwich. I miss Oregon and huge parking lots.
Sara Underwood
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It means a lot in my business and its a wonderful feeling to be recognized for what you have done over a lifetime, but I didn't go crazy. I still eat my cereal in the morning, have a sandwich in the afternoon, go to bed at night. You know, nothing really different.
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As the Sandwich-Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptations we resist
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of 42nd Street and Broadway, or Hollywood and Vine. These are the crusts on the great American sandwich. The meat is in between.
Fulton J Sheen
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I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
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I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
Peter Krause
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When I'm working, I'm incredibly disciplined, because when you're portraying someone else, your body isn't your own. But when I'm not working, I think less about what I eat. For example, last night, I had a club sandwich, and two nights ago, I had pizza. You've got to live!
Anne Hathaway
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