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Im A Happy House Wife Quotes & Sayings
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Some girls just aren't the relationship type. Don't turn a hoe into a house wife.
Unknown
6 Likes
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Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage.
Hesiod
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Never take a wife till thou hast a house and a fire to put her in.
Benjamin Franklin
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All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters sitting in the White House pulling their peters.
Beastie Boys
15 Likes
I`m a starving third world mother. A refugee without a home. I`m a house wife hooked on Valium. I`m a Pensioner alone.
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman
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I came on to the film with a very happy-go-lucky attitude which I think my character, Charlie, did when she went into the house. I expected it to be good, and then slowly things started to change for us all.
Jennifer Sky
28 Likes
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Our house is a really happy house. There are kids running around and laughing and joking, I smile so much more than people would think. Theres nothing better than being in LA with my kids, cooking dinner with my husband and having a romantic night in, and I get an email, and Demi Moore, Madonna, Drew Barrymore, Blake Lively, or whoever it is, is doing the red carpet and wearing my dress.
Victoria Beckham
26 Likes
You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy.
Dr Gregory House
8 Likes
We just bought a new house, so my wife's been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.
Tom Araya
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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
Lyndon B Johnson
4 Likes
If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things.
Hugh Jackman
3 Likes
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
Christopher Walken
1 Likes
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
Al Goldstein
2 Likes
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother.
Mary MacLane
9 Likes
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man....it works both ways.
Unknown
22 Likes
If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
Jeff Foxworthy
5 Likes
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man it work both ways.
Unknown
10 Likes
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