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Im Not The One Your Mom Warn You About Quotes & Sayings
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I took my mom from public housing, put her in the sticks. We came a long way from welfare and getting wick.
Meek Mill
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Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling.
Unknown
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Mom, I really think I should just stay home. I mean Ive got all this AP English summer reading.
Unknown
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Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning. -Tommy DeVito
Goodfellas
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Dear Mom & Dad, thank you for all the good things you've done for me, I can never thank you enough.
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I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom.
Paris Hilton
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
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My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet.
Tyra Banks
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Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I...Wanna be the Papa...You can be the Mom...oh oh!
Sean Paul
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Im on the road, my girl so sad Im gone. Its hard when I cant even find the time to call my mom.
Mac Miller
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My mom always told me to show my class not my ass, guess some girls parents never taught them that.
Unknown
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My mom took me to see Carnal Knowledge and The Wild Bunch and all these kind of movies when I was a kid.
Quentin Tarantino
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A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.
Peter De Vries
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I have a special place in my heart for working mom, it's a constant pull on your heartstrings.
Angela Kinsey
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Always it gave me a pang that my children had no lawful claim to a name.
Harriet Ann Jacobs
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
Jeb Bush
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
Pauly Shore
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I know this is kind of corny, but we thought about renewing our vows again because I think my mom would really love it if we did that in Arkansas, where I came from.
Mary Steenburgen
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The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have been following around the supermarket isn't your Mom.
Unknown
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
Linda Poindexter
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