TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Ironic And Sarcastic Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Ironic And Sarcastic Facebook Status" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Sarcastic
Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Driving
Being Annoyed
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Facebook
Sarcasm
Sarcastic Life
Witty Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Hoes
Sarcastic
Jokes
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Facebook
Drama
Show more
Drama Queen
Annoying People
Being Fed Up
Irony
Funny Facebook Status
Kids
Relationships
Keeping It Real
Exercise
Fitness
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Pornography
Internet
Humor
Teenagers
Keeping It Real
It Is What It Is
Egotism
Interesting
It Is What It Is
Sarcasm
I Hate Life
Fuck Life
Negative Life
Tomorrow
Short
Best
Expression
QUOTES
I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Unknown
85 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire.
Unknown
678 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sarcastic quotes
Teenagers quotes
Movies quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
Unknown
664 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
Unknown
593 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Food quotes
The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
Unknown
41 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
Unknown
57 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.
Unknown
25 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
Unknown
573 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Women quotes
Body quotes
Humor quotes
Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
Unknown
616 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Jokes quotes
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
Unknown
441 Likes
Facebook quotes
Music quotes
Communication quotes
Hope quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
Unknown
572 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
Unknown
213 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Marriage quotes
Facebook quotes
Wedding quotes
Humor quotes
I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
Unknown
69 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
Unknown
80 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
Unknown
750 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Creative quotes
Sponsored Links
That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
Unknown
243 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
Unknown
275 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
Unknown
358 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
Unknown
192 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Unknown
502 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
1
...
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 21
All I Want Is You
Bad Breakup
Bad Girl
Bad Relationship
Beauty
Being Crazy
Boys Suck
Dating
Jokes
Letting Go
Live Fast
Love
Negative Energy
Negative People
New Day
Rosh Hashanah
Self Happiness
Song
Song Lyrics
Words
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™