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Is Funny How You Get Your Check Quotes & Sayings
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Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.
Donny Norris
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Im not from Alabama but check out how I roll tide. He might have the same whip but check out how I roll mine.
Nelly
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.
Kerry King
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I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam
ICarly
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
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I'm not broke but my 'check wallet' light is on.
Unknown
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Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of sho.., and then I wear those sho.. the next time I do your show.
Amy Sedaris
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I wish we had something better to do at our crappy jobs than check our disappearing 401(k)s which ensures we'll be stuck forever at our crappy jobs.
Unknown
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I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor for a full check-up. He said I had the heart of a young man - 'but you're not young, you're 40.
Sean Connery
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He keep his ho.. in check, sends em out to get glows from off frozen necks, tells em take his clothes leave him posin nekkid for real, better yet, get him for the check off the record deal, find out where he keep the tec and the blue steel, make sure for extra wreck let em know how you feel and while hes runnin down to all star weekend to ball, Im comin with the U-Haul.
MF Doom
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True, I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me....to the end of the week. I live by the beat like you live check to check. If you don't move yo' feet then I don't eat so we like neck to neck. (Listen to the song, it's clearer than my stanza).
Andre 3000
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I don't fight for legacy. I don't fight for none of that, I fight for that check. I'm in the check cashing business.
Floyd Mayweather Jr
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.
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I think these movies are as much for people of that time as for people who weren't born. For people who weren't born, they see how leaders must act under a crisis situation, not trying to be re-elected or not trying to check polls, that they go from their gut check.
Kevin Costner
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The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
Unknown
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There should be a background check every time a firearm is transferred. You shouldn't be able to go to a gun show and buy guns without a background check. There are Internet gun sales, classified ads in the newspapers - and you can buy guns without background checks.
Michael D Barnes
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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