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Jackie Chan Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
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I am still shocking people today, and I don't know why. Is it because I'm a woman talking about s.. and men? One magazine said that no one writes s.. in the back of a Bentley better than Jackie Collins.
Jackie Collins
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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After all it really is all of humanity that is under threat during a pandemic.
Margaret Chan
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My main problem has been staying healthy.
Chan Ho Park
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I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan
Jimi Hendrix
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I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
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I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix
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This year, I feel strong. I'm looking forward to having my best season in the last few years.
Chan Ho Park
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Influenza pandemics must be taken seriously, precisely because of their capacity to spread rapidly to every country in the world.
Margaret Chan
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The international community should treat this as a window of opportunity to ramp up preparedness and response.
Margaret Chan
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We never grow closer to God when we just live life. It takes deliberate pursuit and attentiveness.
Francis Chan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You believed in me when no one else did; you accepted me for who I am when people rejected me; and you helped and comforted me when there was no one else to lend me a helping hand. Thank you.
Zura Chan
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Many are the thoughts in my mind, but so few of them actually becomes words.
Christopher Chan
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Death, the one appointment we all must keep, and for which no time is set.
Charlie Chan
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We have a good team, and I think we'll have a good season this year.
Chan Ho Park
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Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper!
Aaron Chan
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