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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
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Your annual booze-fueled New Year's Eve spectacle will surely inspire us all to drink less in 2014.
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Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty.
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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I feel lazy. In fact, I'm feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior.
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If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay !
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The Simpsons was a pretty heavy influence, in that it sort of redefined, after The Flintstones, what else television animation can be. I would be remiss if I didn't mention them. Here and there there are comic influences like Jackie Gleason, The Far Side, Woody Allen...lot of different sources. As far as an influence on my career, certainly the Rhode Island School of Design had a pretty darn heavy influence. Not in one specific way, but it definitely changed my course.
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Life is not a garden, don't be a hoe.
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
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Well hello, Mr. Hoodie. It has been a while since I needed to wear you. Hope you had a relaxing summer...now its back to work for you!
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Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.
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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf.
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