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Jail Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
Sam Kinison
9 Likes
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Let me tell you something. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to. Unless they make themselves get caught. They don't have things organized.
Nicholas Pileggi
0 Likes
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a.. in jail!
Kurt Cobain
3 Likes
Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail.
Don DeLillo
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A lot of guys in jail tattoo their hands.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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I dont care where you've been or what jail, go tell Disney all your fu..ing duck tales.
Camron
19 Likes
Break the jail, and fly to the unlimited. When you fall down, remember, you have been raised before and you can do it again.
Unknown
4 Likes
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a.. in jail!
Kurt Cobain
18 Likes
I called my brother everything I could think of the night he wouldn't bail me out of jail.
Jake Owen
1 Likes
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
1 Likes
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To put someone in jail for using drugs in the privacy of his hotel room is just barbaric.
Danny Sugerman
6 Likes
36 years old is significant, because at 36 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.
Unknown
13 Likes
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I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks. I'll be snapped up before the first lights out!
Cedric The Entertainer
5 Likes
Every single person in jail for a violent crime had a nightmare childhood.
Rob Reiner
0 Likes
Tom DeLay ought to go back to Houston where he can serve his jail sentence.
Howard Dean
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I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.
Quentin Tarantino
1 Likes
It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me.
Tommy Lee
2 Likes
Rotten travesty. Yeah. Send me to jail for contempt. Try that. Go ahead.
Jack Kevorkian
1 Likes
As a little boy I thought I knew what I was doing, yeah man but today here I am in jail.
Lucky Dube
17 Likes
I'm the rainbow in your jail cell, all the memories of everything you've ever smelled.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
126 Likes
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