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Joan Rivers Fashion My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
Joan Rivers
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers
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You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again
Joan Rivers
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers
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Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
Joan Rivers
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
Joan Rivers
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
Joan Rivers
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She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
Joan Rivers
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
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Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.
Coco Chanel
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Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening.
Coco Chanel
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