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Jokes About Ugly People Quotes & Sayings
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No two way about it, no matter how pretty you appear, if your heart is ugly, you are ugly.
Michael Mbuko
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Some people really need to take a look at themselves instead of coming down on everyone else. Arrogance is an UGLY trait.
Unknown
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Albert Einstein
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fu..ers. They concentrate too much on fu..ing, movies, money, family, fu..ing. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.
Charles Bukowski
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I dont trust ugly people, or attractive people, or cat people, or dog people, or morning people
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, What if shes ugly? Youre ugly.
Beverly Johnson
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I think I can be beautiful with all the little stuff done, and I can be ugly. A lot of attractive actresses can't be ugly.
Juliette Lewis
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
Unknown
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When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking.
Joe Gold
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me.
Aaron Lewis
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield
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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid.
Jean Anouilh
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That ugly moment when you about to sneeze.
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The beautiful has but one type, the ugly has a thousand.
Victor Hugo
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Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche!
Hank Moody
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