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Jokes Of Getting Married Quotes & Sayings
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.
Francesca Annis
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There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.
Curt Goetz
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
Natalie Wood
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.
Rod Stewart
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Today, I think more than ever before, we have to speak up and speak out to end discrimination based on s..ual orientation. Dr. King used to say when people talked about blacks and whites falling in love and getting married, you know, at one time, in the state of Virginia, in my native state of Alabama, in Georgia and other parts of the South blacks and whites could not fall in love and get married. And Dr. King took a simple argument and said, races don't fall in love and get married. Individuals fall in love and get married.
John Lewis
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.
Felicity Huffman
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I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.
Hattie McDaniel
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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Before we got married, I had tremendous ambition. Once we got married and I started having children, then I just thought that that was my real life. Steve was definitely more ambitious than I.
Eydie Gorme
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Married friends divide the world between single and married. The singles table is always so motley, and you feel undignified.
John Cho
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