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Keeping Calm Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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Sorry I offended you when I called you a bi.... I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
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Cashier: Are you buying these? Me: No, I'm going to steal them, I just wanted to show you first.
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.
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I love you is 8 letters...so is bullshit.
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I love you and it's getting worse.
Joseph Morris
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65 Rocks!!! You get better with every turn. Keep calm you're SIXTY FIVE only. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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A friend will calm you down when you are angry, but a BEST friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "someone's gonna get it"
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Maybe give em thanks from the steel grade shank hold that, put the mic down ya lucks up, dont let it touch the ground and shut the door, buckle up its the law. Fool stay calm like you got pulled over with the raw.
MF Doom
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Falling in love with yourself is kind of interesting. You put so much stock into other people and then youre like, Im going to just date me for a while. Im just finding a sense of calm. I feel like Im getting smarter as I get older. But I will always be a hopeless romantic no matter what I learn.
Drew Barrymore
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One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity of life seems out of place. At midday the sun may burn, and men labor under it; but the morning and evening should be alike calm and cheerful.
Thomas Arnold
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Life is like the Ocean. It can be calm or still, and rough or rigid, but in the end it's always beautiful.
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Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
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Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
Homer Simpson
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Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it, is considered rude...
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I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
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