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And I be goin ham. I don't think these ni...s really kno jus how I am. Just r-o-s-c-o-e dash. And I gets lots of cash.
Roscoe Dash
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I have a lady, she's a great lady. I love her a lot, she loves me. We're on the same page. Whenever that day happens when we're not on the same page we'll move forward with it. We're interested in having our lives be our lives right now and not a third person's vis-a-vis marriage and whatever that means.
Jon Hamm
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Girls; you say you want a gentleman then act like a lady. Guys; if you want a lady, act like a gentleman. That's that. It's really easy
Unknown
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Every girl is a crazy cat lady if they say they are not then it is your duty to insure them that they are indeed a crazy cat lady.
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I figure it's almost like a balance. We're eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for you and, OK, so what if it has a little ham hock in it?
Paula Deen
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No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn! -Smokey
Friday
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I always felt kind of like an outsider...in pop music, and just from high school and I remember Lady Starlight looked over at me and said, If she can do it, you can do it, So I always felt like Amy had opened a door for girls like me who didnt fit that exact real pop mold and real wholesome. She was really special, And shes gonna be greatly missed.
Lady Gaga
38 Likes
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning. I eat more eggs than anyone I know. How can you not love eggs? It's our birthright.
Chevy Chase
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Lady Saw don't you worry yuhself caw mi naw chaw because man a bad man, man a outlaw and don't yuh know say bad man a nuh old squaw.
Lady Saw
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
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"I'm not involved in sport, I'm commited." "Do you know the difference?" "Think of eggs and ham!" "The chicken is involved but the pig is commited!"
Martina Navratilova
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A lady when single and looking for a man puts up a guard to see what man is willing to put in a effort to break her guard down. That's the reason why some lady's are so hard to get. Because they don't want to give a man a chance, and end up wasting their time. But if a man not only tells but shows that he can be the man she's been searching for. Then he'll be given a chance to be in a relationship with her.
Bryan Burden
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Act like a lady, expect to be treated like a lady. Act like a hoe, believe you will get treated like a hoe.
Unknown
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Racks, pause on the pork. I be going ham ni... I dont need a fork. Ball so hard ni... I dont need a court. Purple label everything ni... I dont need a horse.
Meek Mill
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I love thee, most lovable Lady, By the love which I bear thee, I promise ever to serve thee, and to do as much as I can, that thou be loved by others also. I put all my hopes in thee, all my salvation. Receive me as thy servant and cover me with the mantle of thy protection, thou the Mother of mercy! Amen. -Most Lovable Lady
Unknown
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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