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Laughing Till You Pee Quotes & Sayings
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The Greeks said grandly in their tragic phrase, 'Let no one be called happy till his death;' to which I would add, 'Let no one, till his death, be called unhappy.'
Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Being Captain of the Dodgers meant representing an organization committed to winning and trying to keep it going. We could have won every year if the breaks had gone right.
Pee Wee Reese
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I can't assure loving you till the end of time but I assure you that I will love you till my breath stops.
Usman Ismaheel
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Yeah I do this shit till the death, yeah I do this shit till I'm gone. Yeah I told you that its are world, and you foolish thinkin I'm wrong.
Drake
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No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.
Herbert Spencer
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron! and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice. Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
Jack Handy
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A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife.
Anthony Trollope
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If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.
Pee Wee Reese
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
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There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the electric fence.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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My heart love till now for sweared sight, for I never saw true beauty till this night.
William Shakespeare
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Groucho Marx
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Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee!
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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
Gary Smith
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Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up in the majors for a while. I guess it was because I was just such a helluva nice kid - if you'll accept that.
Pee Wee Reese
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