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Lebowitz 100000 Quotes & Sayings
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
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Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transs..uals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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If your s..ual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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There are different kinds of love, but they all have the same aim: possession
Fran Lebowitz
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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