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Life Is Like A Drunk Person Messed Up Quotes & Sayings
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
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bi...es be messed up for life after being hurt too many times.
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
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When I cry about one thing, I end up crying about everything that's messed up in my life.
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Sometimes things get messed up with the intentions of creating a greater opportunity to your life.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.
Amy Winehouse
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Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.
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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
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