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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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Comedy, at least the way I write comedy, is just drama with jokes.
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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You are so fat, people jog around you for exercise.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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You're so fat, when you stepped on the scale it said, 'To be continued.'
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a person.
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
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I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?
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