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Long Neck Joke Quotes & Sayings
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You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont scrub her neck when shes taking a bath.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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I think about you every night before I sleep. I imagine you are here with me. With one arm around me and your legs touching me then you kiss my neck and I fall asleep like that. It helps me sleep.
Unknown
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I miss him, his tight hugs and long sweet kisses. The kind of kisses that I never wanted to end. I miss his hands on my hips and him rubbing my back without being asked. I miss the long nights laying on his chest while he played with my hair. I miss him being pressed against me while he kisssed my neck because he knew it gave me butterflies. But that was the past and he moved on, and now I need to find a new man to love like I did with the man that I still miss today.
Haily Larry
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Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks. -Ezal
Friday
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True, I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me....to the end of the week. I live by the beat like you live check to check. If you don't move yo' feet then I don't eat so we like neck to neck. (Listen to the song, it's clearer than my stanza).
Andre 3000
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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I met Ashley two weeks before I married him. It was a joke-the most ridiculous thing I've ever done. Once I was married, I didn't want to be a failure, so I stuck it out for six months, which was about six months too long.
Shannen Doherty
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the commercial has to be delivered by a man in a white coat with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, selling ergot pills. After all the public is entitled to what it wants, isn't it? The Romans knew that and even they lasted four hundred years after they started to putrefy.
Raymond Chandler
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