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Lutheran Garrison Keillor Quotes & Sayings
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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.
Garrison Keillor
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Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kids under surveillance: it might frighten you. Parents should sit tall in the saddle and look upon their troops with a noble and benevolent and extremely nearsighted gaze.
Garrison Keillor
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison Keillor
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.
Garrison Keillor
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A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
Garrison Keillor
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
Garrison Keillor
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Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists in the room will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
Garrison Keillor
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.
Wernher Von Braun
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I'm not in the business of harassing anybody.
Jim Garrison
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It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why.
Jim Garrison
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We may be personally defeated, but our principles never!
William Lloyd Garrison
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My country is the world; my countrymen are mankind.
William Lloyd Garrison
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I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful.
Jim Garrison
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Our country is the world - our countrymen are all mankind.
William Lloyd Garrison
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Love is a passion that hath friends in the garrison.
George Savile
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Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whor... From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison
South Park
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Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison
South Park
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Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
William Lloyd Garrison
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The success of any great moral enterprise does not depend upon numbers.
William Lloyd Garrison
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