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Masters Degree Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.
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Whatever it is you set out to do, whatever goal you seek to achieve, push yourself to do just a little bit more. just one degree more. And more often than not, that 'one-degree-more' attitude will mean huge successes in your life.
Prakah Iyer
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral s.. tonight.
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The moral sense, or conscience, is as much a part of man as his leg or arm. It is given to all human beings in a stronger or weaker degree, as force of members is given them in a greater or lesser degree. It may be strengthened by exercise, as may an
Thomas Jefferson
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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What pedophiles and people who have s..ual desires on children lose sight of to a terrible, terrible degree - a devastating degree - is that their victims are real people who will suffer forever whatever abuses are perpetrated on them.
Jock Sturges
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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Confidence is the foundation for all business relations. The degree of confidence a man has in others, and the degree of confidence others have in him, determines a man's standing in the commercial and industrial world.
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Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.
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I want to get my Masters in business.
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What worries you, masters you.
John Locke
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What we want is to become masters in our own house.
Michael Ignatieff
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Ideals are the worlds masters.
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We cannot all be masters
William Shakespeare
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We are servants rather than masters in mathematics.
Charles Hermite
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The Masters is going to be an awesome challenge.
Nigel Mansell
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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George Lucas definitely has a right to be trippin' on me because the sound at the beginning of my album does sound like his shit. Actually we got the idea from him. And it's like, any-fu..ing-body can hear that. So he definitely has a legitimate argument and I can't argue that. That's why I'm payin' him the money that he wants. Am I Player-Hatin' on Napster? Um, no. No. I would have no reason to even speak on Napster if they wasn't fu..in' with my music. I'm one of the few individuals in this business that owns his Masters. My Masters come back to me after a certain period of time. And this is something that my kids are gonna be able to eat on in the future, Period.. Napster is just a new high-tech way of Bootlegging, Period! That's all it is and fu.. that! A lotta people involved with Napster are talking about music should be free. Well how the fu.. are we supposed to make it? It costs to make it! Straight up, this is my job! I bet you there's nobody at Napster that's workin' for free
Dr Dre
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To my mind the old masters are not art; their value is in their scarcity.
Thomas A Edison
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