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Mom And Daughter Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mom And Daughter Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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On role models growing up: My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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(On role models growing up) My mom and my older sister. Growing up I never really looked up to any celebrities just because I wasnt close to them. Since Im really close with my mom and my sister, Ive always felt that theyve both really confident. My mom is a really strong person and I really look up to her.
Ashley Tisdale
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Dear Daughter, If A Could Give You One Thing In Life, I Would Give You The Ability To See Yourself Through My Eyes. Only Then Would You Realize How Special You Are To Me...
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Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well.
Robert Goulet
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Happiness is, watching my daughter being silly with her daughter and the circle continues.
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Happy birthday to a wonderful daughter and a great friend.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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There came to port last Sunday night the queerest little craft, without an inch of rigging on; I looked and looked - and laughed. It seemed so curious that she should cross the unknown water, and moor herself within my room - my daughter! O my daughter!
George Washington Cable
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With every passing year you grow naughtier, smarter, cleverer, more beautiful, more caring, more fun and more mature. Is this for real or am I just being an emotional parent? Haha. Happy Birthday dear daughter.
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I was raised by my mom. It was definitely a struggle competing with my brother who is only one year older than me. He wanted to be my older brother but I looked older than him. We were competing for my mom's attention. There was so much tension between us that my mom backed away from us. It was so emotionally out of control.
Nikki Reed
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Have we told you before that we are the proudest parents in the whole world? Have we told you before that we are the happiest parents in the whole world? Have we told you before that we are the most satisfied parents in the whole world? And have we told you before that you are the best daughter in the whole world? Wishing you a super duper Happy Birthday dear daughter.
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A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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If I were to give you a Birthday cake, it would be as big as a trampoline and as long as a queen's dining table. I'd have so much to write that it could never fit in. I love you dear daughter. Wish you a very Happy Birthday.
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When you cut your Birthday cake this year, we want you to count your blessings and friends, not the gifts and phone calls you have received. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday dear daughter.
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As parents we hope that you touch the life of thousands of other people with the same dignity, happiness, care and love that you have touched ours. That will be your gift to us on your Birthday. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday dear daughter.
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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My mom, she is the most unbelievable mom that you could ever have in your entire life and she's always with me on everything. The most I've ever been away from her is two days. I love her more than anybody could ever know.
Dakota Fanning
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The mother must socialize her daughter to become subordinate to men, and if her daughter challenges patriarchal norms, the mother is likely to defend the patriarchal structures against her own daughters.
Carol P Christ
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