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Mondays Coffee Valium Quotes & Sayings
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.this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm.
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I`m a starving third world mother. A refugee without a home. I`m a house wife hooked on Valium. I`m a Pensioner alone.
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I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.
Hugh Laurie
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Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.
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I got so anxious sitting in the make-up chair for hours with my face covered. I had my doctor write a prescription for valium. I couldn't have done it without the pill.
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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom, that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
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Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
Eminem
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The mind of a woman: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Each human is a complex creature whose behavior is driven by emotion, beliefs, point of view, and how much coffee they had that morning.
Senora Roy
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Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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'I fu..ing love Mondays!' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day - the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium - I'm not talking about the other pills I went through.
Corey Haim
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I hate Mondays, but I'm just happy to be alive...
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As much as I hate Mondays, I'm thankful to see another day.
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Mondays should be optional...
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They should make Mondays illegal.
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Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
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