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My Life Is Like A Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
Unknown
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