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Men and women of high professional standing have been reduced to the status of vagrants.
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Going forward with the status quo is not going to cut it for the American people who are struggling today.
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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