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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Alle
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If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.
Joel McHale
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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A lot of the jokes had some build-up to some nasty stuff. But most of it was all character situations leading to what the ultimate payoff would be for that character.
Shawn Wayans
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Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
Miguel Jontel
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