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Nock Knock Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
Unknown
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Like Prince von Bismarck in diplomacy, I have no secrets.
Albert J Nock
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The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into it that counts, but how much it digests.
Albert J Nock
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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Bad parents knock their kids across rooms, beat them with belts and cords, and slap them. Good parents resist the urge to knock their child across a room by walking into another room and taking really deep breaths for a minute.
Unknown
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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Useless knowledge can be made directly contributory to a force of sound and disinterested public opinion.
Albert J Nock
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Considered now as a possession, one may define culture as the residuum of a large body of useless knowledge that has been well and truly forgotten.
Albert J Nock
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
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