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Nuts Funny Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
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His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
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Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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Your are what you eat avoid fruits and nuts
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
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You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth
Dominique Young Unique
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I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
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I miss you like a squirrel misses his nuts.
Unknown
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A pe..s has a rough life. His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friends are pussies and his owner is always beating him.
Unknown
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
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Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.
Unknown
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P J O'Rourke
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp
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I think everybody's nuts.
Johnny Depp
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