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Off You Funny Middle Finger Quotes & Sayings
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
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You've got more talent in your little finger than you have in your big finger.
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If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
Jock Sturges
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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Brian Celio
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying.
Unknown
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If Bill Finger created Batman, where is Bill Finger's byline on my strip? It is conspicuous by its absence.
Bob Kane
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Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
Unknown
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Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger...
Unknown
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Dear fake friends, first of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!
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The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Middle Age
E Joseph Cossman
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Increasingly, staying in the middle class - let alone aspiring to become middle class - is becoming a game of chance.
Arianna Huffington
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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
Judith Martin
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Dont try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.
Joseph Epstein
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