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For all when a you and dem grow, grow, swear dem a yuh friend but a yuh foe, foe.
Serani
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My mind warps and bends floats the wind count to ten, Meet the twin Andre Ben. welcome to the lion's den, Original skin many men comprehend, I extend myself so you go out & tell a friend, Sin all depends on what you believing in, Faith is what you make it that's the hardest sh*t since MC Ren, Alien can blend right on in wit' yo' kin, Look again 'cause I swear I spot one every now & then, It's happenin' again wish I could tell you when, Andre this is Andre y'all just gon' have to make amends.
Outkast
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Joining ER, I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I've been offered chocolate bars all these years, but there had been no golden ticket. Just the stomachache that was called Jake in Progress. But then I got cast on ER, I knew I'd be playing a great character and I knew the show was great. I figured if I got this show canceled, I'd have to quit show business. But I swear I didn't imagine getting all this attention. I didn't expect this big revival. It's exhilarating!
John Stamos
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JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of royal tears. The widow-queen of Portugal Had an audacious jester Who entered the confessional Disguised, and there confessed her. Father, she said, thine ear bend down -- My sins are more than scarlet: I love my foo
Ambrose Bierce
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JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of royal tears. The widow-queen of Portugal Had an audacious jester Who entered the confessional Disguised, and there confessed her. Father, she said, thine ear bend down -- My sins are more than scarlet: I love my foo
Ambrose Bierce
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England, 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' ...Wooooo. 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! ...What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. (to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who) No one knows what it's like... to be a dustbin... in Shafsbry... with hooligans...' What the HELL are you talkin' ab
Bill Hicks
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Yo! My best friend best friend till the very end Cause best friends best friends don't have to pretend You need a hand and I'm right there right beside you You in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you 'Member the things-things-things that we talk about. All of the time-time-times that you had your doubts And don't forget all the trouble we got into We got something you can't undo-do Laughing so dang hard, overall the things people say, All the scars we share I promise, I swear Wherever you go just always remember That you got a home for now and forever And if you get low just email me whenever This is my oath to you Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever, we'll never change no matter the weather. This is my oath to youI know you call me crazy hmm...sometimes know I call you lazy, and that's most times But you complete me, and that's no lie You are my tuxedo, and I'm your bow tie Were always sing sing singing our songs. On SQ all day, day long. And in my eyes you can do-do no wrong you got a best friend? Sing, sing along You should know, you should know, you should know, you should know, yeah(ohhh) Whoa, this is my oath to you(ohhh) Wherever you go just always remember You're never alone, we're twins for forever And we'll never change no matter the weather This is my oath to you
Cher Lloyd
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