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The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Lord Chesterfield
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Either declare a friendship being beyond help and sit in awkwardness, or sort it the fu.. out. Don't be a two-faced cow.
Unknown
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When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade, and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.
John Stuart Mill
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Actually, in this instance we do have probably a better tracking system than was the instance in Canada. Because this is a dairy cow, they're all individually tagged.
Ann Veneman
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They should have seen the bull when he funked the cow. He funked her so hard they saw some smoke.
Funkadelic
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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart
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I'll take him out for some gasoline. Trade this cow for some magic beans. Gonna make mom proud of the deals that I made. 'Cause I'm just a modern day Johnny Appleseed.
Sage Francis
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They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro
Napoleon Dynamite
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Who want beef? Act loud and bleed. I stop ni...s from wantin beef like the mad cow disease.
Papoose
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Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
Tommy Douglas
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Prostitutes are way better than marriage. Why buy a whole cow, when you only want a glass of milk?
Unknown
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Some people can get away with being very s..y to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.
Sophie Ellis Bextor
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But if you are in danger, then (say your prayers) on foot or on horseback; and when you are secure, then remember Allah, as He has taught you what you did not know. (The Cow 2.239)
Quran
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Attend constantly to prayers and to the middle prayer and stand up truly obedient to Allah. (The Cow 2.238)
Quran
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I think it's important that, as a matter of course, the brain and spinal column were removed from this cow, and that would be the material that would cause concern in terms of human health. And therefore we're confident in the safety of the food supply.
Ann Veneman
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A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher's stall passes as food.
John Harvey Kellogg
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If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
Ayatollah Khomeini
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The land is not in the least bit fertile and yet the cattle herds grow larger and larger. A cow represents capital investment here.
Richard Leakey
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This is really high on the priority list of tribal concerns. This is a cash cow in many circumstances, and tribes are concerned about protection of tribal assets.
Jack Abramoff
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For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.
Ralph Nader
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