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Old Phone Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The difference between talking on your cell phone while driving and speaking with a passenger is huge. The person on the other end of the cell phone is chattering away, oblivious.
Marilyn Vos Savant
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Relationships these days are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.
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I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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The truth is, I'm not mad at you. I just hate the fact that every time your name lights up on my phone, I fall for you a little bit harder.
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Whenever I think I'm going to get into trouble, I hide my phone.
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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I'm sick of checking my phone and not seeing your name...
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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Your cell phone has already replaced your camera, your calendar and your alarm clock. Don't let it replace your family.
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We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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