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Old Phone Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days.
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I have nothing to hide on my phone but to be honest, my phone is none of your business.
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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So I put your phone on 'Airplane Mode' and threw it up in the air...Worst Transformer ever. Just saying...
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If your boyfriend or girlfriend has no texts in their phone's history, chances are you're being cheated on.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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I like everything with a heaping dose of feminitity, including my cell phone. I created this phone for the classic woman, who like me, loves diamonds & wants a wireless.
Kimora Lee Simmons
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ven silly things, like the fact that all of my pictures on my cell phone used to be of me at photo shoots. Conceited, I know! ut, now, every single picture on my phone is of Mason.
Kourtney Kardashian
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You have to take into account it was the cell phone that became what the modern-day concept of a phone call is, and this is a device that's attached to your hip 24/7. Before that there was 'leave a message' and before that there was 'hopefully you're home.'
Giovanni Ribisi
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When she was in United States, we maintained contact, we talked to each other on the phone, almost every night. And there was one occasion I tried to fix this video conferencing but somehow it did not come out very well enough so better to talk on the phone.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
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I hate when someone calls my phone and asks, Who is this? bi... you called me...Who the fu.. Are you??
Jerett Parker
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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your pictures and text messages.
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But in this case, he had my cell phone and my phone was ringing and I had just come back from Australia on the plane and I thought it was my mum and it was Woody Allen just checking to see if I wanted to be in his movie.
Radha Mitchell
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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
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My free time at home is usually spent emailing, listening to music, reading and talking on the phone. I wish I was on the phone less, but I have been fortunate to stay in touch with so many incredible friends.
Steve Nash
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