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People Are Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that. Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
Sophia Bush
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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Drunk people always want a hug.
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Drunk people suck when they're not me.
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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kids and drunk people always tell the truth.
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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Joe E Lewis
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Being sober around drunk people is the worst.
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Drunk people say the darndest things.
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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Drunk people and expensive clothes do not mix.
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Drunk people don't even realize that they getting hypothermia.
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