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Phone Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Phone Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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It's funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can't remember the exact years, it's funny isn't it?
Steve Hackett
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories.
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside.
Unknown
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I like how my sister gets off the phone. She doesn't say goodbye. She says, 'Love you. Have fun...' FUN! what a nice thin to wish someone!
Jennifer Carpenter
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The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts.
Unknown
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Hey, you got a phone? Two ni...s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fu..in' believe that? -Truck Driver
Goodfellas
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No, I dont have anything to hide. I just dont like people looking through my phone.
Unknown
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What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call.
Liz Carpenter
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Manuel is still today a good friend. The others I see rarely, but with Edgar I phone from time to time.
Klaus Schulze
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Obviously were under constant surveillance, a camera on every phone, a camera in every home. Wake up People, it's 2011.
Bobby Ray
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It is ridiculous that somebody picks up the phone and calls somebody they see on television. Why don't they call somebody in their area? Don't they know about that?
Trisha Goddard
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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Lily Tomlin
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Broken phone = broken life.
Unknown
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Communism is like one big phone company.
Lenny Bruce
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If bread had a cell phone during Passover, I'd s..t it.
Unknown
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Yeah, I wonder if I should call you but then again you never call me. And Im just looking at my phone girl and the last 3 messages are all me.
Drake
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