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Phyllis Diller Attends Zsa Zsa Quotes & Sayings
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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
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He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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He who attends to his greater self becomes a great man, and he who attends to his smaller self becomes a small man.
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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