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Pistol Status Quotes & Sayings
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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Bob Monkhouse
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It's more than making, enemies, my ni.... Oh that's not your memo? Then tell me why you constantly stressin on how you well connected like centipedes, my ni.... I function with you and you flaunt your pistol.
Kendrick Lamar
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
David Mamet
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
Unknown
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor
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Now, people have said that somebody told them that they saw somebody on the railroad bank or saw somebody going over the bank, but no one has ever been able to show any cartridges, any rifle, any pistol, no one has ever found anything other than the evidence about Oswald.
John Sherman Cooper
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A Jew without Jews, without Judaism, without Zionism, without Jewishness, without a temple or an army or even a pistol, a Jew clearly without a home, just the object itself, like a glass or an apple.
Philip Roth
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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
David Mamet
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Fresh outfit boy, came to shut it down. And it's only gon be worn once, like a wedding gown. Somebody tell the town Short Dawgs in the annex. Pistol on my hip and I pop it like Xanex.
Short Dawg
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Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout Bang!
George F Will
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My cuzzin say Whatcho lil azz got a pistol fo? Same reason you got yo shit. Shit real & I aint bout no fu..in' hoe shit.
Webbie
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
Unknown
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Oketa Ojok
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
Unknown
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Unknown
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Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bi....
Unknown
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
Unknown
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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