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Recently a fan brought handcuffs to a convention that I was at. I didnt really pay attention to what she said, but she actually said Do you mind if I handcuff myself to you? I was like Yeah, do it! Then I heard this clunk-click noise of metal,and she almost got to me. Luckily, security stepped in.
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Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fu..ing dumb. I have definitely said the wrong shit. But the thing is, Im an artful dodger, Im really good at playing it off, like Baby, cmon, you know I didnt say that.
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When I looked into your eyes I didnt see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life...
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My agent didnt want me on Disney because Im older. But honestly, Im not ready for older roles yet, or even the things older girls do. I am still young.
Ashley Tisdale
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Am I the only one that thinks it's cute when a guy calls a girl 'baby girl' but when a girl calls a guy 'baby boy' it's a little awkward?
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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My dad really supported me in the early stages of my career and he really helped when I was first signing my deal and it was all really scary. He helped me out when we were first touringhe drove me around in his camper van when we didnt have any money.
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I personally think that IMDB and some of those Wikipedia things are absolutely ridiculous, because I have been trying to write in to them and tell them, 'I didnt do this,' and they never change it. Like, supposedly, my parents are from the Dominican Republic. My parents are from Trinidad and Tobago!
Alfonso Ribeiro
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I want to be that guy to call her beautiful, Listen to her problems, be a shoulder to cry on. I want to be that guy who stays up late just to hear her voice, saying goodnight and good morning everyday. I want to let her know how much she means to me and how special she is. I want to grow old with her and kiss her softly. I sit here and think, Boy, how lucky I am to have such an amazing girl in my life. I will always be there for her.
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Its never going to end because it never really began. I fall for you hard and you didnt even grab my hand
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Almost made you love me. Almost made you cry. Almost made you happy, babe. Didnt I? Almost had me thinking you were turning around, but everybody knows almost doesnt count.
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy
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It sounds crazy but I love to window-shop. My favorite stores are on Manhattans Fifth Avenue. I can spend hours looking at the new collections in Fendi, Tiffany & Co and Louis Vuitton. I used to do it when I didnt have money and it reminds me of how far Ive come.
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"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street, you hear a horn, all of a sudden some guy's like, 'HOLLAND TUNNEL!!!' ...You know like you were supposed to fax this guy directions. Suddenly, you're wasting HIS time. 'Let's go buddy! Holland tunnel!' '...Uh..I-I was just going to the store... I didn't realize it was my shift. Well, let's see... the Holland Tunnel is in my ass... alright?"
Jim Gaffigan
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The friendship that had sprung up between Edward and Seth was something that still boggled my mind. It was proof, though, that things didnt have to be this way. That vampires and werewolves could get along just fine, thank you very much, if they were of a mind to. - Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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We didnt write our vows word for word. I researched on the internet for three days! I read about other peoples ceremonies, picking and choosing what I liked. We chose a few poems and a ring blessing.
Hilary Duff
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A guy shouldn't complain when a girl is being unreasonable. Same as a girl shouldn't complain when a guy is being insensitive.
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I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!
John Mcclane
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Relationships help you learn more about what you want. If one doesnt work out, you just kind of look at it and go, Okay, well, this is what I did like and this is what I didnt like, and this is what I did wrong, and maybe I need to be more like this. And so you learn things, and thats why you grow. And you bring all the stuff that youve changed about yourself to a new relationship until you finally find that person you really, really want.
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