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Please Tell Your Pants Quotes & Sayings
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Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Edward Steichen
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I couldn't have s.. with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off - she wouldn't let me, no big deal.
Pauly D
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She says that I wore some pretty s..y leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember.
Dick Ebersol
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I'm delighted to be back in business with my old friends. I don't know if the pants still fit, but I know the hat will.
Harrison Ford
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I never sat down and mapped out this career of mine. I've always kind of flown by the seat of my pants.
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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I don't like the competition part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art.
Shakira
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I don't like the competition part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art.
Shakira
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I don't like the competitive part of soccer. It's a war in short pants. I prefer art
Shakira
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A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
Karl Kraus
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My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.
Nelly
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Its cute when you tell me I'm beautiful even though I'm wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt.
Unknown
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They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.
Jackie Cooper
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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Larry David
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A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
Bennett Cerf
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He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers
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Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make-up on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
Drake
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No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.
McLean Stevenson
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Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day.
Nicky Hilton
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