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Really Funny Dirty Forty Quotes & Sayings
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Every schoolmaster after the age of forty-nine, is inclined to flatulence is apt to swallow frequently and to puff.
Harold Nicolson
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And I fell down before the LORD, as at the first, forty days and forty nights: I did neither eat bread, nor drink water, because of all your sins which ye sinned, in doing wickedly in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger.
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Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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I'll keep you my dirty little secret. Dirty little secret. Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret. Just another regret, hope that you can keep it. My dirty little secret.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions
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So take a dirty picture for me. Take a dirty picture. Just send the dirty picture to me. Send the dirty picture.
Taio Cruz
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Throwin ones tryin to motivate your body rock. Yea its a dirty money thing, so right about now ima let dirty money sing.
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I've always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.
Hugh Downs
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Im single so my only sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
Unknown
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That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
Unknown
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s.. is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.
Danny Santagato
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Youth is too tumultuous for felicity; old age too insecure for happiness. The period most favorable to enjoyment, in a vigorous, fortunate, and generous life, is that between forty and sixty.
Christian Nevell Bovee
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five; the mind is at its best about the age of forty-nine.
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