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Retarded Joke Quotes & Sayings
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
Lester B Pearson
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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
Joe Rogan
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Im the one to make the artists blow, Nintendo, smoke em do then go to party mode, put your hands up then go retarded though.
Maino
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I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!
Regina
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A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity.
Hermann Von Helmholtz
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From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.
John Kricfalusi
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Me, I'm spiritually retarded, I need to be knee deep in water with a fly rod in my hands, that's about as close to God as I get.
Steve Earle
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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If people think I'm insane or if they don't think what I'm saying is true, I have no interest in their retarded opinions...I'm going to live my life the way I want and I'm going to win every moment!
Charlie Sheen
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
Unknown
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My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.
Eric San
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bi... you should see my wallet, this bi... gonna need pilates and you can't see folarin. What the fu.. are you, retarded?
Wale
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That moment when you were being silly and epic with your friends and your crush saw you and think you were retarded.
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My intellectual development was retarded, as a result of which I began to wonder about space and time only when I had already grown up.
Albert Einstein
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Straight to the money, no short cuts. Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
Lil Wayne
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The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies.
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I swear girls are just retarded when it comes to relationships...most people are. A lot of immature games still being played...very sad.
Unknown
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Retarded in real life, on the mic Rain Man, stand close to his main man like a chain gang.
MF Doom
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