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Rodney Carington Quotes & Sayings
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I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I'd say 20 years. He's the eternal teenager.
Kathy Valentine
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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney Dangerfield
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So my attorney, he told me that, you know, he said if it wasn't a guilty verdict, that there could be looting and rioting.
Rodney King
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I want to be remembered by: Can't we all just get along? You know? And like I say, I know I shouldn't have been drinking and driving, but two wrongs don't make a right.
Rodney King
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.
Cher
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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