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Rodney Wil Quotes & Sayings
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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So my attorney, he told me that, you know, he said if it wasn't a guilty verdict, that there could be looting and rioting.
Rodney King
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
Rodney Dangerfield
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I need you closer, need you beside me, good love will find me, good love wil find me
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.
Cher
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
Rodney Dangerfield
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
Robert Klein
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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You know, as time goes on, you know, it gets a lot easier. It was very hard for me to watch the video and it still is to this day. You know, it all depends on what kind of mood I'm in.
Rodney King
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