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Santa Adult Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Teenage is very difficult age. It is a time when people expect you to act like an adult, but at the same time when you open your mouth to participate in adult discussions, they ask you to shut up. Well, when you're 18 my friend, you can go on talking even if they ask you not to. Happy 18th Birthday!
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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The reason I make music is so that I dont have to play by societys rules. In terms of being a RESPONSIBLE adult: I have my shit together more thoroughly and efficiently than the majority of people older than me. I dont need to get into it, but trust me, Ive been a responsible adult since I was 17, and Ive got all my ducks in a row.
Gabe Saporta
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I think that my whole life, I would have to live with knowing what I did or didn't do. I'm trying to do the right thing. I think that this is what's going to make me happy in the end. I'm the one who has to live with it for the rest of my life. I put myself in this position, an adult position, so I have to be an adult and take responsibility for what I did. I've really become at peace with the whole situation. As for keeping the baby, it's a personal decision that everyone has to make for themselves, and this one is just right for me.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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