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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. So said by the idiot who can't understand it.
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I'm very used to playing the tomboy or the sarcastic cynic. That's my go-to. Playing the vulnerable of a real girl that's in real womanlike situations, where it's romanticized, I'm a little nervous about it.
Kristen Bell
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You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
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I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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I tend to like very bi...y women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bi...y women.
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only spoke behind my back!
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time
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Of course I believe in God, who else can I blame for my misfortunes.
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If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent.
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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