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Saturday Morning Funny One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
Colin Powell
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
Melchor Lim
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Unknown
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I sincerely miss being a kid and being the first one up, watching Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.
Unknown
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
Hussein Nishah
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
Steven Wright
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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We were making new ones the second year. We were in syndication the second year. So we were on Saturday nights, prime time, every morning, and then they put it on Sunday evenings too. So it was all over the place.
Gavin MacLeod
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
Unknown
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Holy Saturday is the time to remember family and the faithful who have died as we await the Resurrection, or to honour the martyrs who have given their lives to the cause of Christ in the world. Holy Saturday is a time for reflection and waiting, a time of weeping that lasts for the night while awaiting the joy that comes at Easter.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Later, in the early teens, I used to ride my bike every Saturday morning to the nearest airport, ten miles away, push airplanes in and out of the hangars, and clean up the hangars.
Alan Shepard
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
Kami Garcia
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Holy Saturday acknowledges those struggling between post-traumatic defeat and pre-resurrection hope.
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Black Saturday is a yearly holiday along with the week of remembering God's sacrifices for the forgiveness of sins.
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Holy Saturday: a celebration of the sacrament of honest, raw doubt that precedes the resurrection and reigniting of faith.
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