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Short Funny Insults Quotes & Sayings
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
Unknown
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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Stop focusing on how stressed you are and remember how blessed you are. Complaining won't change the outcome, but a positive attitude will. Life is too short to spend at war with yourself. Practice acceptance and forgiveness. Don't let dumb little things break your happiness.
Melchor Lim
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.
John Green
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai Stevenson
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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