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Short Funny Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone...even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whor..s. -Allie's father (delivering the punch line to a joke)
The Notebook
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I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.
Sophia Bush
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Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome
TS Eliot
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I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates about becoming a TV chef.
Martin Yan
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
Arthur Machen
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When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I didn't get far enough in the series to really drive the joke of it home.
Jhonen Vasquez
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I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make everyday count, because we all don't know when we will leave this world. Cherish every moment you have with loved ones and never regret anything in life, because everything happens for a reason. Look at every day and smile that God has kept you alive, cause there's nothing sweeter than life.
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There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama, and people who create it... And surround yourself with the people who make you laugh so hard... That you forget the bad, and focus solely on good. After all life is too short to be anything but HAPPY.
Justice Cabral
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I was smiling yesterday, I'm smiling today, and I will smile tomorrow simply 'cause life is too short to cry for anything.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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A mother holds her childs hand for just a short time, but holds their hearts forever.
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You have to struggle a bit, hustle a little, and be willing to go bankrupt. Once you're willing to do that, everything opens up and you get the freedom. My joke is that next year, I'll make the first film that costs zero dollars.
Nick Nolte
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She said she wasn't afraid of Satan, in fact, she thought he was a joke. She said she'd tear his tail off and run her fist down his throat.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
Todd Barry
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I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy.
Paul Walker
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Those who are strong realize that life is too short to hold anger against people, because holding onto these ill feelings will do nothing but slow down their progression.
Anurag Prakash Ray
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