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Short Funny Whatsaap Status Quotes & Sayings
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
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Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry.
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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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